Sea creature

Low hanging fruit

Cock size

Actual vs preferred.  We all want our lovers to have one longer and fatter than the average.  Now isn't that interesting ....

Trent Croad

Trent Croad is -- was -- an Ozzie Rules footy player.Sometimes you see men so beautiful you could weep. He's one of them.  It's not even about sex.  It's a kind of awe; almost a religious experience.

The usual disclaimer applies.  I'm sure he's straight as a plumber's rule.

Matthew Mitcham

An out gay Ozzie Olympic medallist.  Cute.

Car Wash

I would have my car washed far more often if a bloke dressed like this did it.

Cyclists in Yellow

As with speedos, just a thin piece of stretchy fabric between you and the world. Apart that is, from the padding, which makes your junk look bigger than it is.  I used to love cycling in my lycra knicks, but alas these days my knees won't stand it.